How can you? You know what?ĭarryl: You say we’re the same, but we get compensated very differently.ĭarryl: We work the same hours as you and you just said we work a lot harderĭarryl: You know this would not happen if we had a union.ĭarryl: Man, see… That’s what I’ve been sayin’, man. Lonny: Yeah, on our salaries, man, what do they expect? You know to take us out every weekend? You know what I mean? We’re not millionaires.ĭarryl: No, you don’t. Guy: I hate that too! ĭwight: Yeah and then they make you drive them to Church the next morning. Roy: I hate it when girls insist on taking them out to new restaurants every weekend night and then they’re like “When are we going to go on a date-date?” We are going to learn how a warehouse works. These guys are down there, they are real men doing real man’s work. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. But do you realize that underneath us, there’s another world. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office. You know what? There’s another side to this place, gentleman. Jan: Can you please do this somewhere else, Michael? Michael: Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals when sitting down is far more comfortable? Michael: Just having a little ‘guys in the workplace’ thing. Jan: I don’t know what you’re doing here, Michael, Michael: Well, I’m their boss, so I feel like… Jan: Now you’re really not allowed in this session. Michael: And they ended up turning the break room into a lactation room which is disgusting so… Jan: You are not allowed in this session. But I just… just want to keep it within reason. Michael: No, just uh… you have come a long way, baby. Now studies show that today’s woman, the Ally McBeal woman, as I call her, is at a crossroads… What is more important than Quality? E-Quality. Michael: Yeah… I… You know what… I… I… I just thought about it. Jan: Michael… I thought we agreed you wouldn’t be here.

Jan: Women today, though we have the same options as men, we often face a very different set of obstacles in getting there.

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